This Is What They Call Love?

Everything's tilted, everything's blurry 
Can't straighten out one crooked thought you have 
Everything's fuzzy, everything's cloudy 
Can't walk a straight line - This Is What They Call Love? 
Everything's flighty, everything's foggy 
Out of control, your thoughts are off the wall 
Everything's dreamy, everything's drizzly 
Can't shake your head clear - This Is What They Call Love? 

 So you ask around and you ask your friends - Is this what you call love? 
 Though they try to help, maybe they don't know - maybe it's something else 
 Like a rare disease or an alien plot - something without a name 
 Or a cruel hoax, or some ancient gods having fun with you in some game 
  

Feeling like falling, running then crawling 
Can't get a grip, confusion is the rule 
Hands are all shaky, head is all sweaty 
Losing direction - This Is What They Call Love? 

Feeling so dizzy, feeling so helpless 
Vision is glossy, steamy thoughts all day 
Rubbing your eyes and scratching your head 
You can't figure out why - This Is What They Call Love 

 And you thought that you'd been around the block, thought that you'd seen it all 
 And you thought you knew all about this love - what did you really know? 
 You've been fooled before, you've misled yourself - been asleep at the wheel 
 Gotten off the track, taken all wrong turns - that never felt how this feels 
  

Thought it was easy, heard it was heaven 
Who's kidding whom, and what's the big appeal? 
Everyone always calls it fantastic 
Someone explain why This Is What They Call Love 
They're out of their minds! - This Is What They Call Love?