Epic rap battle of akademi! Yandere chan Versus Yandere kun Begin! Trying to steal my senpai? Who do you think you're dealing with? If you try to take him just know I have a knife at home with your name on it I'm hero of this story, you're the fan boy wannabe But if you're really wanna fight then please try and beat me There are many things I can do That you would never dare I doubt you'd gave the courage to take and claim senpai's underwear Or tie a rival to a chair and make her wish she was never born So drop the act and leave I'm sure you're missing some freaky cable porn It's funny how the world is so enamored with your position That only a girl can fill part of a story's true fruition But, you see, let me tell you about rule 63 All characters have an opposite sex counterpart Like me I'm the guy you don't wanna mess with So you better run and hide I'll laugh my ass off as I slice your throat open and watch you die It's not like senpai will miss you since he'll just end up loving me So I'll give you one verse to back away and beg me for mercy You think that you're scary? Let me show you something frightening You can't exist in a world filled with social justice lightning A man can't be yandere! He's a stalker, take him out My sex gives me a pass You're what they cry wolf about Hehe! You think politics will stop me? Just take a look around! People crave my existence How does being wrong sound? It doesn't matter what we are So your little verse just went to waste So leave senpai to me You sad pathetic wast of space Haha! You're funny for a deadman You're wasting my time And I have to go and make sure senpai's safe I told you, asshole He's mine You won't take him from me I'll kill before you even get a chance You really think so? I know so Alright Let's dance