(Okay, this is the mask song) I cough on you and then you cough on me And we'll be sick together, miserable but free I really need to know: Is this too much to ask For you and all your friends to wear a motherfucking mask YOLO, YOLO, I guess that's what they say You only get one life so you should live it up today But darling can you share why it's a hopeless task For you and all your friends to wear a stupid fucking mask Cause if you stay protected you might not get infected Make a mask part of your plan like they do it in Japan (Konnichiwa!) You say you're in the know and that you truly care But when it comes to action we ain't getting anywhere And people get infected and then for air they gasp Cause you and all your friends rejected wearing a mask Let's be good citizens and treat each other well So we don't all collectively remain in COVID hell So hate me if you must, we're going nowhere fast Please do your duty and put on a motherfucking mask (Okay, here's the opera part) Let's make it out alive and wear N-95 So no one gets Long Covid, and everyone survives Reduce the viral load and build a world of trust So I don't have to ask you to put on a fucking mask