Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking Home from our house Christmas eve, you can say there is no suchthing as santa But as for me and grampa, we belive She been drinkin too much egg nog, and we begged her Not to go, but she forgot her medication and she staggered outthe door Into the snow, when we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack, she had hoof Prints on her forehead, and incriminating claw marks on herback Now we're all so proud of grampa, he has been taking it sowell Sittin in there watchin football Drinkin beer and playing cards with cousin nel Its not christmas without grandma All the family's dressed in black, we can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts of send them back Send them back! Now the goose is on the table, and the puddin made of fig, ahh And the blue and silver candles that would just matched the hairon grandma's Wig. I warned all my friends and neigbors Better watch out for yourselves, they should never give alicense to a Man who rides a sleigh and plays with elves Sing it granpa Merry Christmas!