It was late last night When my baby got home It was late last night When my baby got home She was playing free jazz On a shiny new saxophone I'm going to shove that sax Up your ass (6 times) She played jazz so hard I couldn't hear myself think She played jazz so hard I couldn't hear myself think She played jazz so hard It almost drove me to drink I'm going to shove that sax Up your ass (6 times) I drink beer in the morning And whiskey at night I drink beer in the morning And whiskey at night I've got a hunch I'll have three martinis for lunch I'm going to shove that sax Up your ass (6 times)