[Intro] Yeah... You know, technically... I'm not even really supposed to be here right now So fuck it Might as well make the most of it Feels good! Guess I'm lucky Some of us don't get a second chance But I ain't blowing this one Nah, man... Shit, I feel like I can do anything now [Verse 1] Who can catch lightning in the bottle, set fire to water? Coming out the nozzle on the fire hose Flyer than swatters Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man... Smash an hourglass, grab the sand, take his hands and cup 'em Spit a rhyme to freeze the clock, take the hands of time and cuff 'em Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man... There's a storm comin' that the weatherman couldn't predict I start the bug, prick, you better flee, 'cause I get ticked It's a rap, I was down, when I was down, I was kicked I got up, I'm back to punch you to the ground, you trick, it's a trap Fuck my last CD, that shit's in my trash I be god damned if another rapper gets in my ass I hit the gas and I spit every rap as if it's my last You can die in the blink of an eye So bat your eyelashes, and keep winking and blowing kisses Cause you're flirting with death I'm destroying your livelihood, I ain't just hurting your rap I catch a flow and get going No remorse I'm showing, ain't slowing for no one Knowing there is nothing you can do about it Zero is on my target like a marksman The target is you I shut your lane down Took your spot, parked in it too Arsenic flow, lighter fluid saliva, what can you do? Go get your crew to hype you up, stand behind you like "whoooo!" That boy's hot enough to melt hell, burn Satan too Fry his ass and put his ashes back together with glue See you can hate him, he don't blame you, frankly he would too This game could ill afford to lose him How 'bout you? Now guess who? (hey) Here's a clue (hey) He came to a ball in his wife beater Lost his Nike shoe It's in your ass He's in your ass, he's all up in your psyche too Now, what's his name? [Hook] Cinda-rella man, Cinda-rella man, Cinda-rella, Cinda-rella man, Cinda-rella man (Hey Hey) (If I had a time machine I'd be Cin...) Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man Cinderella man (Music is my time machine, so call me) Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man [Verse 2] Fuck catchin' lighting, he struck it, screamed "shut up" at thunder And flipped the world upside down, and made it rain upward Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man Rewound the future to the present, paused it, don't ask how Fuck the past, motherfucker, he's the shit right now! Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man Cinderella man, Cinderfella, Shady dane Came to wrap the game up in cellophane Raise hell, from hell he came But didn't come to bore you with the Cinderella story Nor did he come to do the same, he can't afford to be A lame-o in this day and age And at this stage of the game Mediocrity can no longer be allowed to fly So say bye to the old "H-I" to the new que sera Consider it his last hurrah The coup de gras Raise 'em high in the sky, keep 'em up Time to bring the place alive Thanks for being patient, I will make no more mistakes Shit, my... potato's baked homie Yeah, fag, the steaks are high! Shit, I ain't even suppose to be here By the grace of god, the skin on my teeth And the hair on my nuts, I skated by Now ya'll are on thin ice with ankle weights, I hate to lie How fucking irritated are you? How much in your face am I? And ain't shit you can do, but fear it, Proof is here in spirit And I'm a spitting image, I mirror it when I stand near it Your pussy lyric, I "cunt" hear it Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists, who? (hey) Here's a clue (hey) He came to a ball in his wife beater Lost his Nike shoe It's in your ass He's in your ass, he's all up in your psyche too Now, what's his name? [Hook] Cinda-rella man, Cinda-rella man, Cinda-rella, Cinda-rella man, Cinda-rella man, (hey hey) (If I had a time machine...) Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man (Music is my time machine, so call me...) Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man, Cinderella man