I once had a girl, Or should I say, She once had me... She showed me her room, Isn't it good, Norwegian wood? She asked me to stay And she told me to sit anywhere, So I looked around And I noticed there wasn't a chair. I sat on a rug, Biding my time, Drinking her wine We talked until two And then she said, "It's time for bed" She told me She worked in the morning And started to laugh. I told her I didn't and crawled off To sleep in the bath And when I awoke, I was alone, This bird had flown So I lit a fire, Isn't it good, Norwegian wood. She told me She worked in the morning And started to laugh. I told her I didn't and crawled off To sleep in the bath