Doey the Doughman He's a friendly ball of clay He is soft like dough and says: Hello Won't you come with me to play? Doey the Doughman He is fast and big and round If you're out of luck, then sure enough He'll smush you to the ground Doey the Doughman He will guide you on your way But don't you dare think he won't care If you start to misbehave Doey the Doughman He is tall, gooey and tough And if you say: Please, go away He'll swallow you right up When you need a friend He is there to give you a hand And when there's no escape He is there to mold and shape Doey the Doughman Is a gloppy ploppy guy He'll take your hand and be your friend As long as you don't die Doey the Doughman Yeah, he'll be there night and day Just don't betray your doughy friend Or he'll really make you pay When you need a friend He is there to give you a hand And when there's no escape He is there to mold and shape Doey the Doughman He's a friendly ball of clay He is soft like dough and says: Hello Won't you come with me to play?