This one's for all my whores back home in the village Poppin' they all over the New England countryside They said that horseman ain't got a head but I know that's a lie Why? 'Cause I've seen it (let's go) Promise me you won't tell my mother If I help you in a room in which there are no others Don't get any on the floor of my father's carriage 'Cause I'm his good girl, putting out for marriage Good day, my good bitch, we can cut the shit Show you my forbidden woods, lost in it I'm his big dick witch, hexin' shit And if he think that he can spell it, he can suck my cunt Buckle up, boy, 'cause I'll fuck you up There's a reason that the priests all wanna fuck me up You can ride a horsey, what about my pussy cat? Why you scared? Don't be such a puddy-tat You're a crane? Baby, show me what that neck do Pussy brewing, baby, like it's gonna hex you Gut me like a motherfucking pumpkin, jack And I'll be giving you some kind of head like you've never had Baby, put that gorgeous All over my cunnilingus Wandering up in my forest Mm, this pussy hot and wet, porridge You're the finest man in New England Hear them coins in your pocket jingling Mama always said use common sense I took one look at him and we ain't used a cock since I'll show you my Sleepy Hollow Ha Ride that horsey, ride to town Ride that horsey, ride him down But watch that horsey, 'cause he might buck So saddle up, girls, get ready to fuck (Ready to fuck) You wanna sneak a piece of pie from my window? (Uh) Poppin' a stiffy every time the fuckin' wind blows (uh) You're so cute when you look all scared (uh) Now drop your trousers and get ready, enter if you dare (Hey) (Uh) Don't be scared, daddy I don't bite I swear, a girl gets fucked out of wedlock one time And suddenly she's like, the town witch or some shit Like what the fuck is that about? Oh my God Fucking Protestants