Nothing to do but work work work Nothing alas alack Nowhere to go but out out out Nowhere to come but back It's Christmas day in the workhouse They're handing out lollipops Progress would be wonderful If only it would stop No bees no honey no work no money Nothing to do but think think think Nothing alas alack Nowhere to go for a drink drink drink Nowhere to come but back It's Christmas day in the doghouse Lassie's gone barking mad Here comes Father Christmas Handing out lucky bags No bees no honey no work no money Nothing to do but work work work Money King bank is calling....