There’s a guy in town, with a smirk on his face Spreads his lies all over the place Every word he says, it’s all just a bluff And it stinks up the room, oh, he’s full of that stuff When he talks, it’s like a fart in the wind Blowing hot air, again and again Every time he opens his mouth to speak You can smell the lies, they’re strong and they reek Promises made, but they never come true Got a nose for lies, we all know what he’ll do He says he’s honest, but we know the drill His words are like gas, they’re making us ill When he talks, it’s but they never come true Got a nose for lies, we all know what he’ll do He says he’s honest, but we know the drill His words are like gas, they’re making us ill When he talks, it’s like a fart in the wind Blowing hot air, again and again Every time he opens his mouth to speak You can smell the lies, they’re strong and they reek We try to hold our breath when he’s around Can’t stand the stench, it’s dragging us down Wish he’d tell the truth, just once in a while But his lies keep floating, mile after mile When he talks, it’s like a fart in the wind Blowing hot air, again and again Every time he opens his mouth to speak You can smell the lies, they’re strong and they reek When he talks, it’s like a fart in the wind Blowing hot air, again and again Every time he opens his mouth to speak You can smell the lies, they’re strong and they reek So if you see him coming, just walk away Don’t let his words ruin your day His fibs are foul, his talk is cheap Watch out for the liar, he’s a stinker indeed So if you see him coming, just walk away Don’t let his words ruin your day His fibs are foul, his talk is cheap Watch out for the liar, he’s a stinker indeed