(Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC) They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss And they'll make you call fellatio A trouser friendly kiss It's the plain situation There's no negotiation With the fellas at the freaking FCC They're as stuffy as the stuffiest os special interest groups Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops Any baby with a brain could tell them "Everybody poops" Take a trip take a lesson You'll never win by messing with the fellas at the freaking FCC And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing you're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling 'cause you can't say penis So they sent this little warning They're prepared to do their worst And they stuck it in your mailbox Hoping you can be coerced I can think quite another place they should have stuck it first They might just be neurotic Or possibly psychotic They're the fellas at the freaking FCC