Beach bartender, work those blenders Like a DJ, make those rocks shake (la-la-la-la) Shake it up to the rhythm of the island (la-la-la-la-la-la) Mix it up, mix it up just right, man (la-la-la-la) Hold the umbrella (hold the umbrella) It just gets in the way (yeah) Hold the umbrella (yeah, yeah, yeah) Won't be needin' one today (yeah, yeah) Seen a lot of women in my day And I could tell, girl, you were brighter Nice bodies all on display When them boys come, you don't even bother (la-la-la-la) Hold the umbrella (hold it up) It just gets in the way (ooh, yeah, yeah) Hold the umbrella (said, hold it up) Won't be needin' one today