Somewhere down by the sandpit the beast lurks Back and forth on the swing set I've seen her Don't give in to her innocent features She's a diabolical creature She plays with matches and eats dirt With spaghetti hoop stains on her t-shirt And, she'll promise to tell you a secret, But, I tell you, you must not believe her Don't go down by the swings That's when she'll lure you in And, she'll do the most merciless things Don't be fooled by the charm of the dangerous minx And her pinks and baby blues She'll thumb suck her way around you With a giggle so cute, she'll wrap you up on her pigtail No matter what you do She'll thumb suck her way around you Unapologetically ruthless She'll pull her face and your tongue out, and toothless. You can cover your eyes, but it's useless She will pinch you and laugh as it bruises But don't go down by the swings, That's when she'll lure you in And, she'll do the most merciless things Don't be fooled by the charm of the dangerous minx And her pinks and baby blues She'll thumb suck her way around you With a giggle so cute, she'll wrap you up on her pigtail No matter what you do She'll thumb suck her way around you Don't be fooled by the charm of the dangerous minx And her pinks and baby blues She'll thumb suck her way around you With a giggle so cute, she'll wrap you up on her pigtail No matter what you do She'll thumb suck her way around you