Truly, my friend growing up got attacked by a goose He was messing around with the goose It was his fault, I'm on the goose's side These geese run these streets There ain't no peace when the geese are freed They say only crows can murder But if you investigate further The goose is absurder with murder Honk, honk, stab! Webbed feet, scary beaks Big goose energy, and scary shrieks They say only crows can murder But if you investigate further The goose is absurder with murder Honk, honk, stab! Honk, honk, bite your feet! Honk, honk, stab! They're gonna get ya Honk honk, steal your car insurance Honk honk, steal your car Honk honk, impersonate you on the internet And then buy a bunch of things you don't need Racking up your credit card bills with goose-related stuff Honk, honk, stab! Honk honk, steal your car Honk, honk, stab! These geese run these streets