Sometimes I think about silly things It's easy to do if you have the time Often happens when I'm falling off to sleep After a second glass of wine The clock is usually running out Down by one or could be tied I'm fading back Winding up The championship on the line...but... What if there was a road to heaven That's what came to me today Would there be Traffic jams with diamond lanes Potholes filled up with rain Would there be Tolls still left to pay If there was a road to heaven Made of gold or made out of clay Would the Angels wave me up the hill Or in my mirror just fade away I've never been the kind a man who hits his knees Got no answers for big questions I don't know... Maybe tomorrow lightning will hit me on the head And we can find out if we're just a joke Jesus I'm told can build a bridge Finer than any other man There's a certain peace to an country road With a wheel in your hand If there was a road to heaven Would there be laws I must obey If I drove my mustang 85 Late one night turned out the lights Would the stars still light the way If there was a road to heaven Made of Gold or Made of Clay Would the Angels lead me up the hill Or in my mirror just fade away Night turns morning The old man should be snoring I got to get some sleep before I'm awake Up with the monkeys I sure love the monkeys But This job ain't all cookies and cake Sometimes I think about silly things It's easy to do if you got the wine In The Eagle we're landing I'm the President Or a foreign king With a harem from Encino to Brunei But if there was a road to heaven It'd be one long and crazy ride... If there was a road to heaven babe That's a road that I'd like to find.