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[Verse 1]
A E
I woke up this morning and had pizza for breakfast
A E
Because I felt like shit and I looked like shit
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And I thought that it'd be appropriate for me
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[Verse 2]
A
Lights, bookshelves and flowers
G#m
That's oddly specific
F#m
This song is so wordy
D A
Maybe I should have written it down
E A D D
[Verse 3]
A E
Well Nikki I hope you're doing better
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If I were around I'd bring you flowers
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And we would watch James and the Giant Peach for hours, hours, hours
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[Verse 4]
A G#m
Last time Jordan was over we threw fruit at trees
F#m D
They were oranges that were resting by your feet
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The landlord drove by and then he scolded me
A E
I said "you don't even know, I am twenty years old
A D
Which is a little too grown just to do as I'm told
A G#
My judgement is clean, I'm as right as can be
F# D
I'm as right as triangles at ninety degrees
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[Verse 5]
A E
Chelsie I forgot your cats name
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I hope it doesn't put you in a bad place
A E
Because I know you used to name your guinea pigs
F#m D
After Harry Potter characters
[Outro]
A E
This is a song about nothing
F#m D
This is a song about everything
A E F#m D A
This is a song about whatever you want it to be