I woke up on the barroom floor, stuck to vomit and booze The world stares at me sideways—have I become the ultimate fool? They said you jumped the graveyard fence, smashing crosses left and right Then took a dump on a poor drunk and yelled it was your God-given right! What the hell happened? My brain’s a bottomless pit Drank so much last night, I became the clown of all this shit! Drunken chaos, lost every shred of dignity Turned the night into a circus of my insanity! Shitting on a dog, dropkicked a guy in a wheelchair I’m the bottle’s bastard, a whirlwind of despair! Now they’re telling me stories that make me want to disappear You pissed in the fountain and danced around naked with no fear! Then proposed to a streetlamp, made a speech like it was real Sang opera at a funeral, got kicked out for your surreal appeal! A night of utter madness, I became the king of disgrace Every sip of that poison turned the world into my shameful stage! [Chorus] Drunken chaos, lost every shred of dignity Turned the night into a circus of my insanity! Shitting on a dog, dropkicked a guy in a wheelchair I’m the bottle’s bastard, a whirlwind of despair! Who hasn’t fucked up before? Cast the first damn stone But I’ve become the living joke, a shame carved in bone They tattooed Loser on my chest while I was out cold Now I’m just the punchline nobody wants to be told! Drunken chaos, lost every shred of dignity Turned the night into a circus of my insanity! Shitting on a dog, dropkicked a guy in a wheelchair I’m the bottle’s bastard, a whirlwind of despair!