Lost in the woods, just takin’ a piss Something whistles—what the fuck is this? The wind starts howlin’, thick as disease Rotten breath, and a demon tease One jump, one laugh, a bloodshot eye A missing leg, but don’t ask why You think he’s crippled? Oh, my son His second leg will make you run! The wind blows hard, my asshole’s doomed! The Saci’s here, and he’s in the mood! I begged, I screamed, but he just grinned! Now I'm just meat, and the wind blew IN! Thick as a log, veiny and raw Pulsing, dripping, ripping me apart Slammed on the ground, my guts spill wide Saci’s laughing: Hope you don’t mind! One jump, one laugh, a bloodshot eye A missing leg, but don’t ask why You think he’s crippled? Oh, my son His second leg will make you run! The wind blows hard, my asshole’s doomed! The Saci’s here, and he’s in the mood! I begged, I screamed, but he just grinned! Now I'm just meat, and the wind blew IN Don’t be shy, just let it slide... One leg, two legs—open wide! The wind blows hard, my asshole’s doomed! The Saci’s here, and he’s in the mood! I begged, I screamed, but he just grinned! Now I'm just meat, and the wind blew IN!