Walkin' round town with a bat in my hands I'm gonna tell you a tale that's gonna make you understand This town is full of zombies, always runnin' me, gunnin' me It's a good thing that home runs are part of my personality When they come out of the woodwork, I am ready to play Swing hard for the fences, tell the kids it's bat day The creeps back up when I get in my stance They got nowhere to run so get ready to dance You'd better batter up buddies Batter up buddies You'd better batter up buddies Yeah Batter up buddies Yeah The count is three in two The bases are loaded, for one of the most feared hitters in all of baseball (Go, go, go) Steps up to the plate (Go, go, go) The pitch is in (Go, go, go) She launches one deep center field (Go go go) This is way back (Go go go) This one is gone Keep on swinging and knock them out of the park Batter up buddy, this is your shot Keep on swinging and knock them out of the park Batter up buddy, I'll give you a swat So the thing to keep in mind is that I'm thunderin', plunderin' As I steal all your bases, keep you wonderin', plunderin I can see you wanna slide up in my batter's box Get real Here's the deal I'ma give you a shock The creeps back up when I get in my stance They got nowhere to run so get ready to dance You'd better batter up buddies (Woo) Batter up buddies You'd better batter up buddies Yeah Batter up buddies Yeah One, two, three, strike and you're out They've never seen bobody take me down The crowd goes wild when they call out my name It's so easy, ain't no competition, I am the game Oo-ooh, Oo-ooh Oo-ooh, Oo-ooh (you're done) Oo-ooh, Oo-ooh You'd better batter up buddies