Did a vehicle come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was it round and did it have a motor
Or was it something different?

Sure was different
I ain't never seen nothing like that in my entire life
Whose python boot is that?
Why don't you sharpen it, then?
That ain't my sh, What?
Little round ball I could, couldn't
That white can't do nothin'
Je-he-zus, wait a minute
Mother Mary 'n Jozuf

Did a vehicle, did a vehicle, did a vehicle
Fly along the mountains
And find a place to park itself? Park itself?
Park it, park it
Or did someone build a place
To leave a space for such a thing to land?

Ah, ah-hah
Ah, ah-hah
Ah, ah-hah
Ah, ah-hah

Did a vehicle come from somewhere out there
Did a vehicle come
From somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill
Carve up the hill

Did a booger bear come from somewhere out there
Just to land in the Andes?
Was she round and did she have a motor
Or was she something different?
Guacamole queen, guacamole queen, guacamole queen
At the Armadillo in Austin, Texas, her aura
Or did someone build a place
Or leave a space for Chester's thing to land
(Chester's thing on Ruth)
Did a booger bear come from somewhere out there
Did a booger bear come from somewhere out there
Did the Indians, first on the bill, carve up her hill?

On Ruth, on Ruth
Haha
That's Ruth