This town This town Is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich Sealed Tuna Sandwich With the wrapper glued It's by baloney on the rack It goes for 40 cents a whack It's just a place for us to play To help us pay The cost of the ticket back to LA The cost of the ticket back to LA The cost of the ticket back to LA All the people in the sandwich town Think the place is great What if part of it is crumbling down Most of them probably won't be round They'll either be dead Or move to San Francisco Where everybody thinks they're heavy business It's just a tuna sandwich From another catering service