She chooses all the clothes She'll wear tonight to dance in (She dances, she prances She dances, she prances) The places that she goes Are filled with guys from groups Yeah yeah yeah Waiting for a chance To break her pants in Provocative squats! (Gum-me-on-m'lung-a) Provocative squats! (Gum-me-on-m'lung-a) Provocative squats! (Gum-me-on-m'lung-a) Provocative squats! (Gum-me-on-m'lung-a) Well at least there's sort of a choice there Twenty or thirty at times there have been Somewhat desirable boys there Dressed really spiffy with long hair Waiting for girls they can Shove it right in La-la, la-la, la, la-la La-la, la-la, la, la-la Well at least there's sort of a choice there Twenty or thirty at times there have been Somewhat desirable boys there Dressed really spiffy with long hair Waiting for girls they can Shove it right in