Cheese: Hello, teenage America, My name is Suzy Creemcheese, I'm Suzy Creemcheese because I've never worn fake eyelashes in my whole life And I never made it on surfing set And I never made it on beatnik set And I couldn't cut the groupie set either And...Um Actually I really fucked up in Europe. ( Hrrrrrrrrrr ) Now that i've done it all over and Nobody else will accept me I've come home to my Mothers