I’m ace at all anatomies A master of dissection An expert chef Who wields an expert knife But still, I sense a gremlin In this system of perfection There clearly Are still mysteries to life It’s the kingdom, phylum, class And then it’s order, family, genus It’s all come back to me Like a child’s play Then he leans over my shoulders there In all his long and leanness And cuts my hard-earned Knowledge clean away I try to keep a focused mind And steady hand But the rhythm of my heart Is like a country western band Oh, Biology! What have you done to me? Why can’t my grownup brain Control my teenage parts Oh, Biology! Why won’t you let me be? Why can’t you be humane And still our beating hearts Before the cutting starts She’s so confident and cocky It’s a total transformation I’m sweating But I’ll try to play it cool But I open up my mouth To try to make some conversation And somehow end up Sounding like a fool Yo, dude, that’s sick I’m way impressed, like Sweet technique (OMG!) Um, like, totally, um thanks Come on now, can’t I even speak? Oh, Biology! What have you done to me? My over 40 soul Is it a teen cliché (teen cliché) Oh, Biology! Why won’t you let me free? ‘Cause I’m not in control When hunger has it’s say And hormones have their way Hey, what is up with El today? She seems, well, kind of great She’s Always great But, yeah, it’s nuts That girl is on my nerves today I better set her straight You better let her know what’s what! I never knew that Ellie Blake Was such a science whiz She’s smart of course That much I knew But something’s up with her today I don’t know what it is But then just maybe I feel it too (I feel it too) We feel it too (That girl is through!) Oh, Biology! Look what you’ve done to me My heart is in a pan My brain is out to sea Oh, Biology! Why won’t you let me be? Please help me if you can Please help my painful plea Biology Biology Biology Please set me free