Dm Am
If I could
H
Want my own private jet
Dm Am
I know I should
H
But I'll never buy my kids
Dm Am
From Africa or Ukraine
H
And I'll never understand this
A
I've lived my whole life again
[Chorus]
Gm Em Dm
I'm not gonna wake up with a dead celebrity
Gm
And I'll never pay up
Em Dm
To the Church of Scientology
Cm
I'll never have to face up
Am
To the cameras at the door
B Dm
Pills on the floor
[Verse 2]
H
And I'll suffer at the hands
Dm Am
Of born-against
H
And get punished
Dm Am
By a fan with old dog breath
H
But then I'd never feel
Dm Am
The warm embrace of the pouring rain
H
Or carry my dog in a handbag
Dm Am
Cause that is patently insane
[Chorus]
Gm Em Dm
I'm not gonna wake up with a dead celebrity
Gm
And I'll never pay up
Em Dm
To the Church of Scientology
Cm
I'll never have to face up
Am
To the cameras at the door
B Dm
Pills on the floor
Gm Em Dm
I'm not gonna wake up with a dead celebrity
Gm
And I'll never pay up
Em Dm
To the Church of Scientology
Cm
I'll never have to face up
Am
To the cameras at the door
B Dm
Pills on the floor
