B F#
You can try... holding up a payroll with your pants around your ankles
G#m F#
And a darkened plastic bag over your head
Tied on real tightly
B F#
Put sugar in the gas tank of your flat-tired getaway car
G#m F#
With an amputated arsehole at the wheel
G#5 G5 F#5
You can't tell me that it's a real steal
[Chorus]
B E B E
And you will fail, You'll go to jail
B E B E
And you will fail, You'll go to jail
[Verse]
B F#
Try to viciously attack a Newtown Jets half backer
G#m F#
With both hands and legs tied behind your back
B
And a sultry shade of lipstick on your mouth
F#
And if you somehow make it out
G#m F#
Call his mum a hooker on the way
G#5 G5 F#5
Well today is really not your day
[Chorus]
B E B E
And you will fail, You'll go to jail
B E B E
And you will fail, You'll go to jail
B E B E
And you will fail, You'll go to jail
B E B E
And you will fail, You'll go to jail
[Verse]
B F#
Try saving all the trees, or free the refuges
G#m F#
Or prove you're not a coward by killing Johnny Howard
B F#
Murder all the Racists, welcome blokes from other places
G#m F#
Force everyone to stop eating meat
G#5 G5 F#5
I wouldn't bother getting off your seat
F#5 G5 B F#
I wouldn't bother trying you'll just end up doing time
B G#m B F#
And if you want to make a difference you'll just end up in a prison
B G#m F#
Getting buggered every time you go to sleep
[Chorus]
B E B E
And you will fail, You'll go to jail
B E B E
And you will fail, You'll go to jail
