Hey there, take a seat Don't be shy, follow me Say, have I got your attention? Let's see, dirty mind, dirty shoes, dirty life You could use an intervention Put your trust in me I'll fix you up in a second, guaranteed! Light a candle, light a dream Let's change your fate, so flip a card or three And listen to me You can finally be free And I'll indulge in your greed Shake my hand, oh sinner you'll see One blink and a syncopathic symphony Don't be afraid, just let it be Pricks and pains, and then a little ecstasy Your story's changing, don't you see? Sit back and I'll spoil you with your lunacy If something happens, don't blame me Is there any consequence awaiting me? Oh, I don't know! Silly me! Cursed to their rotten brains Another victim gone insane Who's guilty, who's to blame? Legally a sinner although morally a saint! The witchcraft she holds is fatal and sacred No cure, no prognosis You can only pray that God forgives you of your debts Oh shut up, relax I'm doing everyone a favor, God has my back They're all grotesque at best, and scums at worst It's only fair I give them in return a small little curse Sure, call me wrong and wretched But cards don't lie, they're better off dead Trust me, it's cruel, but still I know best So come on boys Off with their heads! Those people are sycophants in syncope Stuck reaping all their idiocy Malicious with crimes against humanity They need a worthy penalty Black magic with a scent so sugar sweet They wither from insanity Sir, madam! You wanna cast a remedy? Well that's too bad, oh silly me! Once upon a time was a girl, hair so white Sharp with care in her possession Yet the people scorned With disgust as they swarmed Claimed that she had bad intentions Kill the witch said the priest, and so They left the girl's body burned and beat Still she rose back, roaming free Said if a witch is what you want, then a witch I will be One blink and a syncopathic symphony Don't be afraid, just let it be Pricks and pains, and then a little ecstasy Your story's changing, don't you see? Sit back and I'll spoil you with your lunacy If something happens, don't blame me Is there any consequence awaiting me? Oh, I don't know! Silly me! One blink and a syncopathic symphony Pricks and pains, and then a little ecstasy Sit back and I'll spoil you with your lunacy Is there any consequence awaiting me? Oh, I don't know! Silly me!