I roll up in my honda 1992 Screaming: Girl, you better hop in like a kangaroo right now We gotta roll out, leave the whole city in a smoke cloud Cranking up the radio, no doubt (gwen stefani) Got nowhere to go, but we on our way Only one goal is to kick it like a soccer player (hey) Got to go hard on the beat, stay sharp on my feet Just pass me the ball, baby 'Cause you know I don't miss, I'ma blow you a kiss While the goalie dives the wrong way Ooh, babe, watch me dance You my trophy, I'm the champ Ooh, they call me Messi, but I clean up like a swiffer can Oh, woah, feet up on the dashboard I could never ask for more If we kicking it, that's a score I roll up to the function, it's my locker room Got my headphones in, dressed on ten Teammates in my rearview We 'bout to show out Board game playing on your couch On boardwalk, buying up a whole house (monopoly) I'm 'bout to roll straight to the bank Gotta pass go, two hundred coming my way Gotta go hard on the beat, got a card if you need Getcha out of jail free, baby 'Cause I own every street corner, hotel beachfront Catch me at the end of the game (singing) Ooh, babe, watch me dance You my trophy, I'm the champ Ooh, they call me Messi, but I clean up like a swiffer can Oh, woah, feet up on the dashboard I could never ask for more If we kicking it, that's a score Dum-dum-da-dum, dum-dum-dum Dum-dum-da-dum, dum-dum-dum (if we kicking it, that's a score) Oh baby, I ain't the smartest I ain't the fastest, I know you can't tell I ain't the strongest, but I'm gonna lift your spirits like a dumbbell Oh baby, I ain't the smartest I ain't the fastest, I know you can't tell I ain't the strongest, but I'm gonna lift your spirits like a dumbbell Got nowhere to go, but we on our way (Oh baby, I ain't the smartest, I ain't the fastest, I know you can't tell) Only one goal is to kick it like a soccer player (I ain't the strongest, but I'm gonna lift your spirits like a dumbbell) Got to go hard on the beat, stay sharp on my feet, just pass me the ball, baby (Oh baby, I ain't the smartest, I ain't the fastest, I know you can't tell) 'Cause you know I don't miss, I'ma blow you a kiss while the goalie dives the wrong way (I ain't the strongest, but I'm gonna lift your spirits like a dumbbell) Ooh, babe, watch me dance You my trophy, I'm the champ Ooh, they call me Messi, but I clean up like a swiffer can Oh, woah, feet up on the dashboard I could never ask for more If we kicking it, that's a score