I caught Spider Man jerkin' off in a booth To a Wonder Woman comic Then the Bionic Bitch fucked the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner Did I see Santa No it's the Green Lantern Little Bo Peep cold fucked her sheep Keep eatin' that pussy Fuck the ??? Best fucked a bitch Bullwinkle's kinda moosy Triple X hardcore Nigga fucked a floozy Miss Piggy Gotta pick a sticky Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse Smoked a blunt for the hicky Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow Messin' with the pussy Hairy just like the werewolf Cyclops, Wolverine And the Nightcrawler Went to a bar And, yo, they had dollars Roll in the parlor Hittin' off switches For Richie Rich riches Pulls all the bitches I turned on the headset Like Judy Jetson Here comes Barbie Look who she lets in Hansel, Gretel Gretel, fuck the kettle Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun (It's a small world) Ready for some call girl Wrapped around her neck A lace that was all pearls Nights had Medusa Dancin' on tables Joker's got a lap dance From Charlie's Angels It's night In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City As a woman in a feline costume Strokes a Siamese cat And speaks to several well-dressed men Twinkle, twinkle On a star Superho, tell me who you are Catwoman in a red tight see-thru Dancin' on a pole With a do-see-do Mosy on out Now where goes that ho they call Cinderella Makin' men jealous Like Dick Tracy Tweety, Sylvester (Sufferin' succotash) Cuz Snow White's gonna be fuckin' all night Strobelite dancin' in front of the mirror He-Man's fuckin' with Smurfette and She-Ra The freaky, freaky deeky Wilma Flintstone Betty, too Is she ready for the nympho?