C = 133211
[Intro:] (Am G) x2
[Verse:]
Am
I'll tell you a story that happened to me
G
One day as I went down to Yawl by the sea
Am C G
The sun it was bright and the day it was warm,
Am G Am G Am
Says I, "a quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm"
I went in to the barman, and says "give me a stout"
Says the barman, "I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out
Try whiskey or vodka, ten years in the wood"
Says I, "I'll try cider, I've heard that it's good."
[Chorus:]
Am
Oh never, oh never, oh never again
G
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten
Am C G
'Cause I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
Am G Am G Am
After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump Up
