Here’s a story from North America Daddy, daddy, daddy, hurry I saw something scurry Son, what’s all this screaming for? You’re gonna wake the neighbors next door Daddy, I think there’s a spider on my floor Is it? And will you squish it? You call me in here in the middle of the night To come into your room and destroy life? Is that what they teach you in Sunday School? But daddy, it's disgusting, its got a million legs A billion eyes and a trillion eggs Son, it's not disgusting it's just reality Take a deep breath and appreciate life Look how delicate his legs are crawling across your bedroom floor Do you know the proper name? Arachnid! That’s right We’re living in a world that’s full of creatures Big and small Hairy and slimy You’re not the center of the world How would you feel if a giant hand came out of the sky and decided to crush you? I guess I’d be scared, but, daddy What if the spider hurts me? He didn’t hurt you yet, did he, son? Your logic is flawed and you come undone Swallow your pride What if the spider said the same thing? 'Daddy, daddy, kill that kid? ' That’s the point dad, what if he did? That’s why I have to strike first What if he did? What if he didn’t? What if the world was made of pudding? All I'm saying is consider something besides your Thirst for blood Dad, you’re right Now I see Maybe He’s got a family Now you’re learning understanding Finally, you’re becoming human Let’s return him to his natural habitat Put him in a cup and take him outside Godspeed