He may say that our love He may say that our love He may say that our love Was only half real He may say that real love He may say that real love He may say real love Is a nail in the wall And that's how a lot of assholes feel But that's not how I feel at all There's something in the back of my mind In the back of my mind Always in the back of my mind And the front of my mind too I've got half a mind I've got half a mind I've got half a mind To just pay for the lobotomy And tell 'em: Get rid of the bad times And get rid of the good times too I've got no more thinking to do They may say that our love Was only half real But that's only half true