Pathological waste abounds Cadavers lined wall to wall Foul-whiffi ng stiffs all around A bonfire would clean it all Frenzied cauterization Now seems slightly passe A more gleeful method seems fitting To spread havoc and disharmony Dispensation of carrion embellished In a delightfully mirthful way The disposal of my spent toys A most superbly distasteful fray Mannequins discretely exchanged for a different fashion model Now view the spring collection as worn by bloated corpses The ghastly remains strategically placed in public spots Much to the amusement of my like-minded pathologist chums Detruncating limbs, slack heads are lopped Soak the pieces in preservatives to debar foul rot Wrap the stinking presents and then regroup To deliver bloody packages to your front stoops Blithely positioning cadavers on a park bench Horrified children recoil and blench Hang a corpse by its intestines from a nearby tree For the public to admire my disposal methodology Our gruesome tasks masked by off-putting gaiety The jocular demeanour veils your repugnance but barely Jovially dissecting and disposing of the gore Our brash disposal methods leave you shaken to your core Unauthorized surgeries Dismantling anatomy Solemnizing necrotomies Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology Suspended stiffs on wires Make for hours of entertainment A pus-dripping puppet show An enchanting display of debasement The jovial sense of misconduct Derived from the public s disgust Young and old repelled by the reek of rank, putrefying meat The mortuary waste diminishing for every prank Cadaveric cleanup of my vile, putrescent body bank Tossing rigored stiffs from embankments and cliffs Setting carcasses ablaze, and other procedures most comedic Our ingenuity is tested when our patients die Inventive methods of disposal our modus operandi Villainy demonstrated with our internment techniques Bodies stored in 50-gallon drums until they start to leak Mincing the dead into finely ground organic scrap Mulching your garden with our latest mishap Rollicking through our disposal drills Dispatching the murdered is better than the kill Slowly dissolved in acid, encased in tar Or dumped in plastic bags from a moving car Unauthorized surgeries Dismantling anatomy Solemnizing necrotomies Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology