Oh, honey we've been arguing now for so long I can't remember who's right and who's wrong All I can think of is the sink was full when we started Now it's empty and I am tired Oh, honey how can you think we can go on like this I know it's painful, but it's time to face it We made a battlefield out of our kitchen sink Oh, honey I thought a shower would clean out this mess Turns out the water just gave us a break We brushed our teeth, put our PJ's on and got ready For a second round before we go to sleep Oh, honey how can you think we can go on like this I know it's painful, but it's time to face it We built a fence in the middle of our mattress I could tell you it's my bad, but we know that we both wear the hat I could raise you my flag oh honey if you'd tell me that We're worth the trouble, but I'm not a fool Oh, honey how I don't think we can go on like this I know it's painful, but it's time to face it We made a battlefield out of our kitchen sink We built a fence in the middle of our mattress This war needs to end, honey don't you think?