I'm counting out time Got the whole thing down by numbers All those numbers! Give me guidance! O Lord I need that now The day of judgement's come And you can bet that I've been resting for this testing Digesting every word the experts say Erogenous zones I love you Without you, what would a poor boy do? Found a girl I wanted to date Thought I'd better get it straight Went to buy a book before it's too late Don't leave nothing to fate I studied every line, every page in the book Now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look This is Rael! I'm counting out time, hoping it goes like I planned it 'Cos I understand it. Look! I've found the hotspots, Figs 1-9 Still counting out time, got my finger on the button Don't say nuttin - just lie there still And I'll get you turned on just fine Erogenous zones I love you Without you, what would a poor boy do? Touch and go with 1-6 Bit of trouble in zone No. 7 Gotta remember all of my tricks There's heaven ahead in No. 11! Getting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils Honey get hip! It's time to unzip, to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee! (Take it away Mr. Guitar) Move over Casanova I'm counting out time, reaction none to happy Please don't slap me I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail I'm counting out time, I got unexpected distress from my mistress I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away Erongenous zones I question you Without you, what would a poor boy do? Without you, what would a poor boy do? Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues