G
He got 13 channels of wrestling
Coming in strong from a satellite send
D7
Two hundred function remote control
G
A big screen TV with stereo
C
Football baseball NASCAR too
G
With picture in a picture and it's all in view
D7
And if it comes on just a little too late
G
With his VCR's he can get it on tape
He's a high tech redneck
D7
Mayberry meets Star Trek
G C
He's bumpkin but he's plugged in
D7 G
He's a high tech redneck
He's got sub-woofers in the bed of his truck
A thousand watts of power and he keeps it cracked up
D7
He ain't into hip hop he ain't into rap
G
He like to rattle them speakers with a Ronnie Milsap
C
CD's and cassettes and digital tape
G
A CB and radar and scamming short waves
D7
And if he needs to talk to his honey at home
G
He just a dials-up a number on his telephone
