There's a hundred dollar bill on the table To get me through the night Got a tight blue jean honky tonk queen To hold me tightAnd the cowboy bands in mission Of Texas waltz It's music to my ears and a need to hear To keep me from climbing the wall Cause tonight I'll be honky tonk crazy Rip roaring wild, one more time Tonight I'll be, honky tonk crazy Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind Got all my friends around me Telling the latest jokes They can't see the joke's on me I'm at the end of my rope So I step out side and drink one In the driving rain That's all right if I'm high tonight Cause she's already drove me insane. Cause tonight I'll be honky tonk crazy Rip roaring wild, one more time Tonight I'll be, honky tonk crazy Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind Oh, Let the whiskey whisk her out of my mind