D                 A7                    D 
If you got a Cadillac boy and a 40 room shack boy  
D                  A7                     D 
A bucket full of money and a tree full of honey  
                       G 
But if your gettin' no huggin'  
                  D 
No smoochin' or a muggin'  
             A7 
If you ain't lovin'  
               D 
Than you ain't livin'  
 
D                   A7 
If your ridin' on a gravy train  
                        D 
Instead of walkin' down lovers lane  
               A7 
You can't make hey boy  
                           D 
Cause your goin' the wrong way boy  
                         G 
You gotta get a a little honey  
                 D 
It's better than money  
             A7 
If you ain't lovin'  
               D 
Than you ain't livin'  
 
D                  A7 
If they call you a big man  
                       D 
Cause you got a lot of bottled land  
                     A7 
If you're kin to the President  
                     D 
And ya help from the Government  
                       G 
But if your gettin' no attention  
                         D 
You're better off on the pension  
             A7 
If you ain't lovin  
               D 
Than you ain't livin'  
 
                       A7 
If you got a string of long cards  
                      D 
And your smokin' them 4 bid cigars  
             A7 
You ain't so well to do  
                        D 
Unless you get a little coochy-coo  
                        G 
It takes a little bit a smackin'  
              D 
Or your lifes lackin'  
             A7 
If you ain't lovin'  
               D 
Than you ain't livin'