[Intro] C#
[Verso 1]
C#
I'm trippin over dumb drunks at a party
A B C#
My girlfriend just ran off with the DJ
C#
I gave her everything, but she refused it
A B
It don't matter, she don't know how to
C#
Use it
E
My confidence is dwindling
F#
Look at the shape I'm in
E
Where's the girls, where's the wine?
F#
I ain't thirsty, but I'm standing in line
C#
I'll have the usual
[Segunda Parte]
C#
Fifty silhouettes tumblin' on the dance
Floor
A B
Pink elephants fallin' through a trap
C#
Door
C#
Sixty cigarettes a day 'cause I'm nervous
A B C#
When will that chick serve us?
E
I used to be a good boy, livin' the good
Life
F#
But fifty thousand kisses later she was a
Housewife
E
She was good, I was unkind
F#
I ain't thirsty, but I'm standin' in line
C#
I'll have the usual
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[Terceira Parte]
C#
Big Jim says the second comin's comin'
A B C#
I think he's seein' double or something
C#
You can hang around waiting for the also Rans
A B C#
I can't win, but I've seen enough, man I
Got a drink tab
E
A fifth of whisky keeps the doctor away
F#
A little more and it's judgment day
E
I had a future, but she just passed out
F#
I'm gonna drink 'til I seek what it is
I'm always thinkin' bout
C#
I'll have the usual
C#
I'll have the usual on the rocks with a
Twist
C#
Whadya gotta do to get a drink around
Here? I'll buy
