F# (9-9-11-11-11-9)
B (799877)
D#m (688766)
G#m (466444)
C# (9-11-11-10-9-9)
[Intro]
F# B D#m G#m (x2)
[Verse 1]
F# B
Some stupid chick in the checkout line
D#m G#m
Was paying for beers with nickels and dimes
F# B
And some old man who clipped coupons
D#m G#m
Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one
F# B D#m G#m
All I wanted to buy was some cigarettes
F# B D#m G#m
But I couldn't take it anymore so I left
[Chorus 1]
I hate
F# B D#m G#m
everyone I hate
F# B D#m G#m
everyone I hate
F# B D#m G#m
everyooo-oooooooo-one I hate
F# B D#m G#m
everyooo-oooooooo-oooooooo-oooooooo-
B B B B
oooooooo-ooooooone
[Chorus 2]
F# B D#m G#m
All the people on the street, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m
all - And the people that I meet, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m
all - And the people that I know, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m
all - And the people that I don't, I hate you
B B B B
aaaaaaaall
Oh, I hate you all
[Verse 2]
F# B
Some fucking asshole just cut me off
D#m G#m
And gave me the finger when I fucking honked
F# B
Then he proceeded to put on the brakes
D#m G#m
He slammed on the brakes but I made a mistake
F# B D#m G#m
When I climbed out of my van he was waiting
F# B D#m G#m
But he was six three, and two hundred pounds of Satan
[Chorus 1]
I hate
F# B D#m G#m
everyone I hate
F# B D#m G#m
everyone I hate
F# B D#m G#m
everyooo-oooooooo-one I hate
F# B D#m G#m
everyooo-oooooooo-oooooooo-oooooooo-
B B B B
oooooooo-ooooooone
[Chorus 2]
F# B D#m G#m
All the people on the street, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m
all - And the people that I meet, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m
all - And the people that I know, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m
all - And the people that I don't, I hate you
B B B B
aaaaaaaall
Oh, I hate you all
[Bridge]
D#m B
I bet you think I'm kidding
D#m B
But I promise you it's true
D#m B
I hate most everybody
C# C#
But most of all - I - hate
C#
Oh, I hate you-hoo
[Outro]
F# B D#m G#m
All the people on the street, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m
all - And the people that I meet, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m
all - And the people that I know, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m
all - And the people that I don't, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m
all - And the people in the east, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m
all - And the people I hate least, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m
all - And the people in the west, I hate you
F# B D#m G#m B
all - And the people I like best, I hate you all
F#
Oh, I hate you all
