Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some bass and this is how it goes La la lala la la, la lala la la La la lala la la, la lala la la La la lala la la, la lala la la La la lala la la, la lala la la I say yo party people all over the world Homeboy, fly guys and pretty girls Let me take time out to introduce myself Cause I'm the man who cuts the rhyme like no one else See I rock the house so viciously You might think I'm from another galaxy But for those of you who do not know It's the Gigolo that's rocking this show You see I do fresh shows around the world And chill in hotels with pretty girls Walk on red carpets under my feet And I lay my body down in a executive suite Chauffeured around everywhere that I go And I'm always stretched out in a stretch a limo Because I'm cold as ice and not so smooth To wear leather in the summer and still be cool But you see my rhymes so depth That you can't resist So if you need to bite something Bite this My mama, yo mama hanging out clothes My mama socked yo mama in the nose Did it hurt? (No!) Did it hurt? (No!) Tickle, tickle, no be, no be, no be All the children going to heaven Won't be back till ten after eleven Are you ready? (Yes!) Are you ready? (Yes!) Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some scratch and this is how it goes I got a twenty room pad like the YMCA Beverly Hills, California is where I stay I got a silver Rolls-Royce and bodyguards Two German Shepherds that patrol the yard And when you come inside the central AC You can watch the dirty movies on the cable TV Check out the room that's so unique With the mirror, waterbed and the satin sheet With a kiss from a lips I can make you strip I'm gonna love you so fine I'll make your backbone flip Like Kentucky Fried Chicken I'll do you right Gonna rock your body until the early light I'm six foot four my legs kinda bold Might rap a little slow but my name ain't Joe At your request, I can rap a little faster Sucka MC's, I'm a real grandmaster Might make you dance Might make you rock Might make you dance And then I might lodge it Not three, not two, I'm by myself And if you look to see, ain't nobody else Say sucka MC's who wanna battle me I'm so bad I might slam Mr. T 'Cause I'm always on, I'm never off The captain, the leader, the head and the boss I'm a little conceited, you can say I'm a mess But one thing is for sure, my rap is fresh La la lala la la, la lala la la La la lala la la, la lala la la La la lala la la, la lala la la La la lala la la, la lala la la I got a girl in a cotton field She won't, but her sister will (mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm) And I got a girl in Alabama I hit her in the head with a rotten banana (mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm) Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some bells and this is how it goes So come on everybody and get to this Cause it's a brand new groove and it can't be missed And say you sucka MC's this rhyme for you Cause it's funky fresh and also brand new You see I never met a face that I didn't like And I never met an MC who didn't try to fight my rhymes Cause they're one of a kind Sit back and relax like million time Like a bowl of campbell's soup I'm (mm, mm) good Just ask all the ladies in my neighborhood See I'm quite handsome and also fine And if you can't see that you must be blind Go to an optometrist to vaccinate Because I won't stop singing until I do succeed I'm in this game for the pose and the fame And I won't stop rocking until I reign La la lala la la, la lala la la La la lala la la, la lala la la Hey, hey, hey, it's Fat Rome And he's gonna beatbox for you And you might learn a thing or two Come to join party with Gigolo and gang Listen to the rhyme and watch them do the thing La, la, la la (have a good time!) La, la, la la (have a good time!)