Eighteen years and 50 days That's how long my sentence is Got to pay my dues In the Suffolk County Jail Never have I felt so alone Say goodbye to the world that I know Now I've got time to lose In the Suffolk County Jail Life in Suffolk County Jail Lights out at 7 Fistfights at 11 It gets a little nutty In the Suffolk County Jail Time for processing Uh, excuse me Do I Oh, um, pardon me Should I Sorry, I, I Can I get a toothbrush? Hey, new girl, why so glum? I'm Pam I'm Jess Ladies, how about a warm welcome for her? I'm Roslyn I'm Dazzling Dorothy And I'm Sasha, nothin' else First, this place looked very strange Then he crossed my path Now, 18 years and change Doesn't really seem so bad In Suffolk County Jail In Suffolk County Jail