I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad Buy all of the things I never had I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen Oh, every time I close my eyes I see my name in shining lights, yeah A different city every night, oh, I I swear the world better to prepare For when I'm a billionaire Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah I would be the host of, everyday Christmas Give Artie a wish list I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it Give away a few Mercedes like: Here, lady, have this And last but not least grant somebody their last wish It's been a couple months since I've single so You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho Ho, He he Get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid Everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music Oh, every time I close my eyes (What you see? What you see, bro?) I see my name in shining lights (Aha, aha, and what else?) A different city every night, oh, I I swear the world better to prepare (For what?) For when I'm a billionaire Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh for when I'm a billionaire Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, let's go I'll be playing basketball with the President Dunking on his delegates Then I'll compliment him on his political etiquette Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it But keep the fives, twentys, tens and bens completely separate And, yeah, I'll be in a whole new tax bracket We in recession but let me take a crack at it I'll probably take whatever is left and just split it up So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was Eating good sleeping soundly I know we all have a similar dream Go in your pocket pull out your wallet and put it in the air and sing I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad (So bad) Buy all of the things I never had (Buy everything, haha) I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (What up, Oprah? AHA) Oh, every time I close my eyes (What you see? What you see, bro?) I see my name in shining lights (Aha, aha, and what else?) A different city every night, oh, I I swear the world better to prepare (For what?) For when I'm a billionaire Oh, ooh, oh, ooh (Sing) for when I'm a billionaire Oh, ooh, oh, ooh, oh I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad