I got 36 expressions! Sweet as pie to tough as leather And that's 6 expressions more than all those Baltimore put together So 'stead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift? Well, it must be a plot! 'Cause their scared that I got... Such a gift? Well, I'll miffed Cause I'm The greatest star I am by far! But no one knows it--wait! They're gonna hear a voice A silver flute (ah ah ah ah) They'll cheer each toot (Hey, that kids terrific, mmm) When I expose it (Now can't ya see to look at me that) I'm a natural camille As camille I just feel I've so much to offer (Now listen kid I know I'd be divine because) I'm a natural cougher (Ahoo, aheh, ahay) Some ain't got it, not a lump I'm a great big clump of talent Laugh! (Ha ha ha ha) They'll bend in half (Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?) A thousand jokes (Stick around for the jokes!) A thousand faces I reiterate When ya gifted, then ya gifted These are facts I've got no acts to grind Hey, whaddaya blind? In all of the world so far I'm the greatest star No autographs, please You think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever? I should say not Any minute now they're gonna be out! Finished Then it will be my turn! Humph Who is the pip with pizzazz? Who is all ginger and jazz? Who is as glamourous as? Who's an american beauty rose? With an american beauty nose!!! And ten american beauty toes? Eyes on the target and wham One shot on gun shot and bam! Hey mister keeney Here I am! I'm the greatest star I am by far But no one knows it That's why I was born I'll blow my horn Till someone blows in I gotta break the lights Gotta flash of light I'll flicker and flare up! All of the world's gonna star up! Looking down you'll never see me Try the sky cause that'll be me! I can make 'em cry! I can make 'em sigh! Someday they'll clamor for my drama Have ya guessed yet! Who's the best yet? If ya late I'll tell ya one more time You betcah last dime In all of the world so far I am the greatest, greatest Star