Rachel Once there was a wicked witch In the lovely land of oz And a wickeder, wickeder, Wickeder witch that never, ever was Kurt She filled the folks in munchkin land With terror and with dread Till one fine day from Kansas Both A house fell on her head And the coroner pronounced her: dead Rachel And through the town the joyous news went running The joyous news that the wicked old witch Was finally done in Ding-dong! the witch is dead! Kurt Which old witch? Rachel The wicked witch Kurt Oh! Rachel Ding-dong! the wicked witch is dead! Wake up you sleepy head Kurt Rub your eyes Rachel Get out of that bed Wake up! the wicked old witch is dead! Both She's gone where the goblins go Below, below, below - yo-ho! Let's open up and sing Rachel And ring those bells out... Kurt Sing the news out! Rachel Ding-dong! the merry-o Sing it high and sing it low Let them know the wicked old witch is dead Kurt Why everyone's glad She took such a crownin' Rachel Bein' hit by a house Is even worse than drownin' Both Let them know the wicked old witch is dead!!!