I caught your eye from across the room And it gave me an idea, or two I slinked along; the piano played a song as I gave you the old “looky-loo” You're the kind of guy who tends to catch my eye In fact, you look familiar too Think I compared, you’d make a stellar pet Nice to meet you, have I slept with you? See I have been around, my noodle ain’t so good And blind in one eye I huffed a lot of glue But if you concede, that yes we did the deed Well you can bet that I'm up for round two We took a cab back to my bachelor pad I had a feeling I would see this thing through My doorman Stan, he took you by the hand As he said, "Right this way, you two" ...but you said Stanley Glover, you were once my lover (It's April!) Yeah! I guess I slept with you Because my name is April Rhodes I've kissed princes and toads And it's a good bet, I've slept with you