Don't try to put the blame on me Every night I come stealin' home You keep thinkin' I've been drinkin' I been missing you - no, no Damn sheriff ain't no friend of mine Handcuffing my good times Got no pity - show no mercy Sure makes me think of you He's so uptight Downtown - can't get enough Of the way I pay for love Cause I'm ready - I got plenty Who's complainin' when There's more than enough! A deck of cards and a pair of dice Make me feel twice as nice The wheel's spinning, I'm winning Till I walk through the door Like I said before It's bad news to fall in love It's bad news to fall in love It's bad news to fall in love With a mean motherfucker Half dead till the afternoon Wake up feeling cruel You don't get it - I just said it Pour the booze and fetch my silver spoon Don't mind being critical This love thing is pitiful Why don't you let it Fade and forget it I'm bad news for a girl like you And I'm warning you