Humor's got a place like all things
Be aware of the pain it can sometimes bring
A joke to you might not be so funny
So take the time and think it out before you open up your mouth

I can't belive the things we say
A cutting word can ruin days
I can't belive the things we say
Now I wish I hadn't spoke
Can't you learn to take a fucking joke

We say things we don't mean but friends understand
Stength and humor don't always go hand in hand
A joke to you might not be so funny
So take the time and think it out before you open up your mouth

I can't belive the things we say
A cutting word can ruin days
I can't belive the things we say
Now I wish I hadn't spoke
Can't you learn to take a fuckin' joke

But no ones laughing
I wish I could crack a smile, but I can't
I know he's just a fucking jerk
But jerks hurt too
And I'm not that cool that I can laugh
I see because it's happened to me and I think I was an asshole when I said what I said
It's just a sick sense of humor rolls around in my head
Cause we've had our fun at your expense and that's wrong
And we know it
You said we were friends
For friendship's sake
Let's give it a brake

I can't belive the things we say
A cutting word can ruin days
I can't belive the things we say
Now I wish I hadn't spoke
Can't you learn to take a fuckin' joke!