[Part I] I'm a pale imitator of a boy in the sky With a cap in his head and a knot in his tie I'm the light in the mall when the power is gone A shadow in a corner, just playing along I'm only laying in my bed, I'm rolling aside But if a get a car, I'm hoping to ride Because I know if I ever say: I'm leaving to you You've got a folding chair, and you don't know what to do You'd sigh You wanna do it, but you don't know what you're doing, baby (A-a-a-a-aah) You wanna feel it but you don't know what you're feeling tonight (Alright, how are we doing?) And if you're thinking that I don't know what you're thinking, baby (A-a-a-a-aah) You do more thinking and I'll go out and make it alright (Alright, how do you do?) I'm impregnable, incredible, and set in the quo I'm a late in my rider, not a heart and soul I got a Saturday night, and nothing is dead And if I ever had to do it, well, you know I wouldn’t care I just get down, I love when I'm seen And if I wanna talk back, the message is free Then there’s a fire, a ray, a knot in sight And if you get my tip, you get 'em a lot You get a heart, ache You wanna do it, but you don't know what you're doing, baby (A-a-a-a-aah) You wanna feel it but you don't know what you're feeling tonight (Alright, how are we doing?) And if you're thinking that I don't know what you're thinking, baby (A-a-a-a-aah) You do more thinking and I'll go out and make it alright (Alright, how do you do?) Every time we try, we get nowhere Wouldn't it be nice if we were just normal people? Yeah Trying so hard to act like we don't care But it's true you do, nothing is left so I guess I'm right New word, onomatopoeia (Boom) Quit acting like you don't wanna be here Fuck around and get jumped like leap year Glock in the glove make you really wanna leave me alone Get the fuck on, gone Okay, okay, okay, back to the happy song Rap ain't nothing but the art of talking shit My girl look pretty up there riding dick My plaid past, my solid future Asinine ass and a gorgeous coochie I'm an OutKast but you're into me Summer got mad 'cause winter blew me That juicy fruit, that splooshy sploosh Generation X on bloopty-bloop Get doop, gotta get doopty doop Everybody hit the floor, we through the roof Like a chimney, I commend me How come it be some lame ass nigga talking about: Ah, he don't rap enough? But y'all rap a lot, and I'm like wrap it up, ho You ain't Scarface, you ain't Willie D You ain't Bushwick, you ain't killin' me Better play with your motherfucking mama Bet you still stay with your motherfucking mama Keep sleeping on me, I'ma rock my pajamas In the daytime, I swear, I promise Dare a nigga say something, tear a nigga face off How come blacks don't play baseball? Y'all white, know y'all can taste all This fly shit, I stay finna take off Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang You ain't fresh squeezed juice, nigga you that Tang Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang Is you really Slick Rick? Nope, you Dana Dane Let it up, head erupts A lava language and the vocal volcanic (Yeah) If it ain't fixed, don't broke it, don't panic (Yeah) If it ain't hits, it ain't shit, goddamnit (Yeah) If it ain't this, it ain't dope, it don't flush And if it ain't hip or don't hop, well then hush Man they sound like Man they stole your Man they look like Nope, it ain't us Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang Is you really Slick Rick? Nope, you Dana Dane Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang Do ya damn thang, do ya thang-a-thang You ain't fresh squeezed juice, nigga you that Tang Every time we try, we get nowhere Wouldn't it be nice if we were just normal people? Yeah Trying so hard to act like we don't care, I don't care But it's true you do, nothing is left, so I guess I'm right Flip the page, our days are revelations, hide! Space is strange, doctor, I've got no patience! Oh, it's all a part of the process (Okay, okay) Nothin's new, it's true, cool, I admit, shit, I guess you're right! I even mumble I'm the shit Need mumble, I can mumble I can mumble that I'm the shit I'm the shit! I'm the shit! Yeah, I'm the shit! Ha, I'm the shit! I know it sound good to you! Cause it sound excellent to me! I'm the shit, yeah! Yeah, I'm the shit! I do it cause I'm convinced I do it cause I'm the shit I'm never on the fence! Ah! I'm never on the fence! Yeah! I'm the shit! Yeah! I'm the shit! Yeah! I could even take keys on y'all! I can even make it a hundred degrees on y'all, I'm the shit! Yeah, yeah! I'm the shit! Ah, I'm the shit! Mumble cause I'm the shit Yeah, I can mumble cause I'm the shit, I can mumble I don't have to say shit cause I'm the shit I don't have to say a goddamn thing cause I'm the motherfucking shit And you know it! I'm the shit! Say it wit' me! I'm the shit Sometimes I feel like the shit Sometimes I feel like the shit, sometimes I feel like I'm shit Sometimes I wanna stand for somethin', then sometimes wanna sit I didn't really plan on cussin', but sometime it just slip Ah! I'm the shit! I'm the shit! Yeah, I'm the shit! Ah! I'm the shit! Yeah! I'm the shit! Ahh, yeah! I'm the shit! I know it sound good to you 'Cause it sound good to me I'm the shit! Yeah, yeah, I'm the shit! I can even walk away from the mic 'Cause I'm the shit! I did it tonight I'm the shit! Yeah, I do it right I'm the shit! I don't even have to sing in key Ohhh! It's all about me! I'm the shit! I'm crawling back to the mic! I'm the shit! I could do this shit all night! I'm the shit! I could do it in the day, I'm the shit! I could do it any way, I'm the shit! Yeah, I'm the shit! That's it Yeah, I can say it Now I can say it, don't you see it? I don't even sweat! Ah! I'm the shit! I'm the shit! I said I'm the shit! It might sound good to you It sound excellent to me Fuck! I'm the shit! I'm the shit! I take a piss cause I'm the shit! I can fart on it, I'm the shit! I get smart on it, I'm the shit! I get dumb on it, I'm the shit! I make her crumb on it, I'm the shit! The sum of it, I'm the shit! The Sun love me, I'm the shit! The Moon is jealous of me! The Sun is jealous of me! The rain is jealous of me! Everything is jealous of me! I'm the shit! I'm the shit! I'm the shi', ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah You can't have a piece of my pie! I'm the shit! I'm that guy! I'm the shit! I don't know why! But I'm the shit! Yeah, I'm the shit Don't even have to scream I don't even have to dream I'm the shit, I make you cream Cause I'm the shit Yeahhh, I'm the shit When I stand up, everybody sit, I'm the shit Asshole [Part II] Sometime I feel like the shit, sometime I feel like I'm shit Sometime I wanna stand for somethin', then sometime wanna sit Didn't really plan on cussin', but sometime it just slip When you the mayonnaise and the mustard, you can't relish in it And when them panties turn to custard, who the hell do they miss? And when the nanny fucks the husband, what does she tell the kids? That's a whole 'nother discussion, we can't fit in our kicks That's a whole 'nother discussion, you can't fit in these kicks Yeah The way I feel tonight, I think I'll wear these shades for the rest of my life Yeah Yeah The way I feel tonight, I think I'll wear these shades for the rest of my life The way I feel tonight, I think I'm-a wear these shades for the rest of my life That way, you won't be able to see the disappointment in my eyes Cause they don't lie (Don't lie), not to my eyes (Not to my eyes, not to my eyes) Nah, they don't lie (They don't lie), not to my eyes, (Not to my eyes), un-un (They don't lie, they don't lie) (Not to my eyes, not to my eyes) (Not to my eyes, not to my eyes) (Not to my eyes, not to my eyes)